The Secret

For centuries, the human race has been plagued by a continual battle. The battle is the Battle of the Sexs. I know it sounds ridiculous but lately, this concept has just got me thinking about how pretty much everything functions.

So, guys, listen up. Because I am only going to type this once. The secret to understanding girls and winning this ridiculous "battle" is knowing (drumroll, please) that women have absolutely no clue what they want. And if they tell you that they do, what they want is probably not what is best for them. Women have admitted before and men have heard it before.

But seriously. Please think about this. I have talked to most of my closest girls about it for years and they will all agree. We have no freaking clue what we want. I am not saying that to confuse you or mislead you or play a joke.

Every woman has a jumble of things that compose her and for the most part, these "ingredients," so to speak, are the same for every woman. The difference is the ratio. Just like you have the same basic ingredients that make cookies. Every recipe, the majority of the time, uses the basuc foundational ingredients: flour, sugar, butter, eggs, salt, etc., etc.,. The interesting thing is that every recipe is a little different. Or even if you use the same recipe twice, you rarely get a batch of cookies that ever come out tasting the same. It's just the way cookies work. It's just the way women work.


SO on days when you want to pull your hair out or hit someone or break something over a woman, please remember this secret. It may bring you more trouble than it's worth... but I hope that on those days you can remember reading this secret or hearing it from someone else and know that we are just as confused and frustrated as you.


Soundtrack: Bitch by Meredith Brooks, Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind, Unwell by Matchbox Twenty